- Never driven a car
- Never had auto insurance
- Never bought a beer or any other kind of alcohol in a bar or liquor store
- Never had a library card
- Never rented a car
- Never walked past the security checkpoint at an airport
- Never flown on a plane
- Never walked into a casino or gambled at a table
- Never bought a lottery ticket
- Never picked up a ticket at Will Call
- Never had a gym membership
- Never used a credit card
- Never paid for anything with a check
- Never cashed a check
- Never had a bank account
- Never gotten legally married
- Never picked up a prescription drug
- Never purchased cigarettes or cigars
- Never used any kind of legal marijuana or CBD product
- Never crossed an international border
- Never gotten a COVID vaccine
- Never bought a gun or shot target practice at a gun range
- Never had a job
- Never submitted to a drug test or a background check for a job
- Never paid taxes
- Never engaged in any activity for which a liability release must be signed
- Never rented any kind of product or piece of equipment for which a license must be left behind as collateral
- Never taken out a loan
- Never used a Bird Scooter
- Never used Uber (or any delivery service like DoorDash)*
Is there anything more racist than the belief that people with a certain skin color can’t figure out how to get a Government ID?
Similarly, is there anything dumber than the idea that there are actual living people in America who have never done any of the things on this list, but who also desperately want to vote?
- If I’ve missed anything, let me know in the comments