Attention Gun Grabbers… I know y’all think you’re super clever because you read the entire Second Amendment (once) and think you’ve discovered something no one else has ever noticed. So, in the interest of seeking a bi-partisan compromise on gun control, I’m officially giving you permission to regulate the ever-loving crap out of the Militia… just as good and as hard as you want.
Regulate away, folks!
Just one thing though… I’m not in any Militia… I’m one of “The People.” And of course you already know this because you read the entire Second Amendment (once), but “The People” are the ones whose right to “keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.”
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